Merry Christmas Cookie Ingredients:

 1 cup of water
 1 tsp baking soda
 1 cup of sugar
 1 tsp salt
 1 cup of brown sugar
 1 tsp lemon juice
 4 large eggs
 1 cup nuts
 2 cups of dried fruit
 1 bottle Bacardi

 Sample the Bacardi to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
 Bacardi
 again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and
 drink. Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large
 fluffy
 bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
 At this point it's best to make sure the Bacardi is still OK, try
 Another
 cup . just in case.
 Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
 chuck in  the cup of dried fruit, Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

Mix on the  turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it
Loose  with a drewscriver. Sample the Bacardi to check for tonsisticity.
 Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet.
 Check the Bacardi. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
 Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can
find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the
 Bacardi and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

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